When I last spoke with my mom before I left,
she made me promise to not fall in love with Germany
and want to move here.
Did you guys know she went to high school
a mere 5 hours from Berlin?
Yeah, she did, so she's in the know.
I made an oath to not fall for any of Germany's charms.
I mean, the beer is gross and expensive.
The nature is terrible and drab.
And they have no sausages.
I solemnly swear I do not love it.
I do not want to move here,
I promise ;-)
....unless everyone I know wants to come too...