Dear Momma....

When I last spoke with my mom before I left, 

she made me promise to not fall in love with Germany 

and want to move here. 

Did you guys know she went to high school 

a mere 5 hours from Berlin?

Yeah, she did, so she's in the know. 

I made an oath to not fall for any of Germany's charms.

I mean, the beer is gross and expensive. 

The nature is terrible and drab.

And they have no sausages. 

I solemnly swear I do not love it. 

I do not want to move here, 

I promise ;-) 

....unless everyone I know wants to come too...